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Genealogy Quips

  • My family coat of arms ties at the back ... is that normal?
  • My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
  • My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
  • Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
  • My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
  • How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?!
  • I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap .
  • I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
  • I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?
  • If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help ...
  • Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
  • It's 2000 ... Do you know where your G-G-Grandparents are?
  • A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
  • A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
  • A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
  • After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
  • Am I the only person up my tree ... sure seems like it.
  • Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
  • Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?
  • FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
  • Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love it.
  • Genealogists are time unravelers.
  • Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide . I seek!
  • Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
  • "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
  • A pack rat is hard to live with but makes a fine ancestor.
  • I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
  • I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
  • I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.
  • I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
  • Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress.
  • Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
  • Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
  • It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief.
  • Many a family tree needs pruning.
  • Shh! Be very, very quiet ... I'm hunting forebears.
  • Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
  • That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
  • I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
  • Genealogists live in the past lane.
  • Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
  • Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree
  • Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool!
  • Always willing to share my ignorance ...
  • Documentation ...The hardest part of genealogy.
  • Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
  • Genealogy ... will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
  • That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards
  • I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!
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